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$notes from meetings\nthat could have\nbeen emails$

NOTES FROM MEETINGS
THAT COULD HAVE
BEEN EMAILS
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$working here\nwas meant to be\na temporary thing$

WORKING HERE
WAS MEANT TO BE
A TEMPORARY THING
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I'M NOT GREAT AT ADVICE,
BUT I CAN OFFER YOU SARCASM
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$excellent ideas i had\nwhilst drunk$

EXCELLENT IDEAS I HAD
WHILST DRUNK
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$corporate jargon\ni need to look up later$

CORPORATE JARGON
I NEED TO LOOK UP LATER
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$things i should do\nbut probably won't$

THINGS I SHOULD DO
BUT PROBABLY WON'T
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$work hard so\nyour cat can have\na better life$

WORK HARD SO
YOUR CAT CAN HAVE
A BETTER LIFE
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PROCRASTINATE NOW,
DON'T PUT IT OFF!
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$my speciality is\ngetting drunk and\nsaying stupid things$

MY SPECIALITY IS
GETTING DRUNK AND
SAYING STUPID TH..
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$my never ending\nto do list$

MY NEVER ENDING
TO DO LIST
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$meetings: \nwhere minutes are kept\nand hours are lost$

MEETINGS:
WHERE MINUTES ARE KEPT
AND HOURS ARE LOS..
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$my role can't be\nreplaced by ai--my role can't be\nreplaced by ai...$

MY ROLE CAN'T BE
REPLACED BY AI,
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$things i scream\ninto the void$

THINGS I SCREAM
INTO THE VOID
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$i'm not bossy;\ni have leadership skills$

I'M NOT BOSSY;
I HAVE LEADERSHIP SKILLS
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$i quiet quit\nseven months ago$

I QUIET QUIT
SEVEN MONTHS AGO
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$i could have done\nthis meeting as a zoom\nfrom the pub$

I COULD HAVE DONE
THIS MEETING AS A ZOOM
FROM THE P..
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$how many seo experts\ndoes it take to change\na light bulb--lightbulb--light--bulb--lamp--lighting--lightswitch--switch--energy…$

HOW MANY SEO EXPERTS
DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE
A LIGHT..
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$for every job\ni tick off this list\ni'm having a snack$

FOR EVERY JOB
I TICK OFF THIS LIST
I'M HAVING A SNA..
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$i'm not a control freak--but can i show you the\nright way to do that?$

I'M NOT A CONTROL FREAK,
BUT CAN I SHOW YOU THE
RIG..
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$couldn't afford therapy\nso i bought this notebook$

COULDN'T AFFORD THERAPY
SO I BOUGHT THIS NOTEBOOK
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CHEAT SHEET FOR LIFE
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$a list of people who\nunderestimated\nmy brilliance$

A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO
UNDERESTIMATED
MY BRILLIANCE
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$i'm not a complete idiot;\nsome parts are missing$

I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT;
SOME PARTS ARE MISSING
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$doodles i did whilst\ntrying to look busy$

DOODLES I DID WHILST
TRYING TO LOOK BUSY
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$a list of times\nthat i was right\nand no one listened$

A LIST OF TIMES
THAT I WAS RIGHT
AND NO ONE LISTENE..
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$i'm not a perfectionist;\ni'm just very--very good\nat what i do$

I'M NOT A PERFECTIONIST;
I'M JUST VERY, VERY GOOD
A..
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$warning: contains\ndangerously good ideas$

WARNING: CONTAINS
DANGEROUSLY GOOD IDEAS
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$i'm not arguing;\ni'm just explaining\nwhy i'm right$

I'M NOT ARGUING;
I'M JUST EXPLAINING
WHY I'M RIGHT
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$let's.\nget.\norganised.$

LET'S.
GET.
ORGANISED.
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$a creative adult\nis a child who\nhas survived$

A CREATIVE ADULT
IS A CHILD WHO
HAS SURVIVED
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$a list of boundaries\ni'm setting$

A LIST OF BOUNDARIES
I'M SETTING
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$a list of my most\nloyal minions$

A LIST OF MY MOST
LOYAL MINIONS
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$a list of my\nparanoid assumptions$

A LIST OF MY
PARANOID ASSUMPTIONS
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$a list of negative thoughts\ni will burn later$

A LIST OF NEGATIVE THOUGHTS
I WILL BURN LATER
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$a list of places\ni'd rather be$

A LIST OF PLACES
I'D RATHER BE
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A LIST OF TERRIBLE IDEAS
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$a list of toxic people\nat the office$

A LIST OF TOXIC PEOPLE
AT THE OFFICE
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$another day has passed\nand i still haven't used\npythagoras theorem$

ANOTHER DAY HAS PASSED
AND I STILL HAVEN'T USED
PYT..
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ANOTHER DAY,
ANOTHER MELTDOWN
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ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING
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$caffeine and kindness:\nmy two main sources\nof energy$

CAFFEINE AND KINDNESS:
MY TWO MAIN SOURCES
OF ENERG..
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$coffee:\nbecause adulting\nis hard$

COFFEE:
BECAUSE ADULTING
IS HARD
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$confidence in yourself\nis the key to success$

CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF
IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS
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$conversations\nwith the voices\ninside my head$

CONVERSATIONS
WITH THE VOICES
INSIDE MY HEAD
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$did you really say that?\nnow i have written proof$

DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT?
NOW I HAVE WRITTEN PROOF
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DON'T TALK,
JUST BLOODY LISTEN
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$don't worry--be crappy.\nyou're only a page away\nfrom being awesome!$

DON'T WORRY, BE CRAPPY.
YOU'RE ONLY A PAGE AWAY
FRO..
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$every mistake brings\nyou closer to success$

EVERY MISTAKE BRINGS
YOU CLOSER TO SUCCESS
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$exercise?\ni thought you said\nextra fries!$

EXERCISE?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
EXTRA FRIES!
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$faking it...\nyet to make it$

FAKING IT...
YET TO MAKE IT
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$great ideas i should\nhave acted on$

GREAT IDEAS I SHOULD
HAVE ACTED ON
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$gym? i thought\nyou said gin!$

GYM? I THOUGHT
YOU SAID GIN!
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$how to ask\nfor a pay rise\nwithout asking\nfor a pay rise$

HOW TO ASK
FOR A PAY RISE
WITHOUT ASKING
FOR A ..
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$i am the architect\nof my own failure$

I AM THE ARCHITECT
OF MY OWN FAILURE
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$i am willing you\nto shut the fuck up$

I AM WILLING YOU
TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
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$i can't adult today;\nplease don't make me$

I CAN'T ADULT TODAY;
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
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$i have no idea\nwhat i'm doing$

I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING
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$i may not be there yet--but i'm closer than i was yesterday...\n\nunless it's monday$

I MAY NOT BE THERE YET,
BUT I'M CLOSER THAN I WAS YESTE..
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$i run on coffee--sarcasm and\ninappropriate\nthoughts$

I RUN ON COFFEE,
SARCASM AND
INAPPROPRIATE
THOU..
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$i wish i was\ndrunk and not\nin this meeting$

I WISH I WAS
DRUNK AND NOT
IN THIS MEETING
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$i'm not late;\ni'm on a flexible schedule$

I'M NOT LATE;
I'M ON A FLEXIBLE SCHEDULE
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$i'm not lazy;\ni'm on energy-saving mode$

I'M NOT LAZY;
I'M ON ENERGY-SAVING MODE
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$i'm not procrastinating;\ni'm multitasking my\ndelay tactics$

I'M NOT PROCRASTINATING;
I'M MULTITASKING MY
DELAY ..
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IDEAS TO BE MY BEST SELF
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$if at first you\ndon't succeed--redefine success$

IF AT FIRST YOU
DON'T SUCCEED,
REDEFINE SUCCESS
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$if i was drunk\nyou may make\nmore sense$

IF I WAS DRUNK
YOU MAY MAKE
MORE SENSE
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$if you keep talking\ni will miss happy hour$

IF YOU KEEP TALKING
I WILL MISS HAPPY HOUR
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$if you don't\nplay the game\nyou can't win$

IF YOU DON'T
PLAY THE GAME
YOU CAN'T WIN
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$if you're lucky\nenough to be different--don't you dare change$

IF YOU'RE LUCKY
ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT,
DON'T YOU D..
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$if you're reading this\nyou can probably\nsmell my farts$

IF YOU'RE READING THIS
YOU CAN PROBABLY
SMELL MY FA..
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$if you're reading this--you're awesome.\ncarry on!$

IF YOU'RE READING THIS,
YOU'RE AWESOME.
CARRY ON!
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INNOVATIVE IDEAS INSIDE
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IS IT 5PM YET?
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$just another\nexploited millennial$

JUST ANOTHER
EXPLOITED MILLENNIAL
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$just for\ntransparency...$

JUST FOR
TRANSPARENCY...
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$keep telling\nyourself you're making\na difference$

KEEP TELLING
YOURSELF YOU'RE MAKING
A DIFFERENCE
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$life is short.\nsmile while you\nstill have teeth.$

LIFE IS SHORT.
SMILE WHILE YOU
STILL HAVE TEETH.
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$life is too short\nfor bad vibes and\nboring notebooks$

LIFE IS TOO SHORT
FOR BAD VIBES AND
BORING NOTEBOOK..
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$life will set you\nobstacles but you\nset the limits...$

LIFE WILL SET YOU
OBSTACLES BUT YOU
SET THE LIMITS...
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$list of dates i could\nhave gone on$

LIST OF DATES I COULD
HAVE GONE ON
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LOST IN TRANSLATION
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$love what you do\nand you'll work harder\nthan ever before--take\neverything extremely\npersonally and\ndie of burnout$

LOVE WHAT YOU DO
AND YOU'LL WORK HARDER
THAN EVER B..
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$my desperate attempts\nat adulting$

MY DESPERATE ATTEMPTS
AT ADULTING
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$my greatest work\nis the result of hard\ngraft--endless dedication--and quite a dangerous\ncaffeine addiction$

MY GREATEST WORK
IS THE RESULT OF HARD
GRAFT, ENDLE..
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$my ideas to\nchange the world$

MY IDEAS TO
CHANGE THE WORLD
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$how to become\nmy own boss$

HOW TO BECOME
MY OWN BOSS
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$my life\nin passwords$

MY LIFE
IN PASSWORDS
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$a list of things\nin which i was\nlogically right$

A LIST OF THINGS
IN WHICH I WAS
LOGICALLY RIGHT
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$my job and\nother moments\nof anxiety$

MY JOB AND
OTHER MOMENTS
OF ANXIETY
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MY NOTES FOR HR
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$the opinions\ni should have\nkept quiet about$

THE OPINIONS
I SHOULD HAVE
KEPT QUIET ABOUT
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$my two moods:\n \n1. can't come to the phone--i'm in a meeting \n \n2. can't come to the phone--i'm not in a meeting$

MY TWO MOODS:

1. CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE,
I'M..
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$names of people\ni know who should\nhave been on\narya’s list…$

NAMES OF PEOPLE
I KNOW WHO SHOULD
HAVE BEEN ON
..
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NOT MY CIRCUS,
NOT MY MONKEYS
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$note to self:\nyou are awesome!$

NOTE TO SELF:
YOU ARE AWESOME!
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NOTHING COMPARES TO ME
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OFFICE CONSPIRACY THEORIES
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$one minute you're\nyoung and wild and\nthe next you're into\nair fryers$

ONE MINUTE YOU'RE
YOUNG AND WILD AND
THE NEXT YOU'R..
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$professional procrastinator:\navailable for hire$

PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR:
AVAILABLE FOR HIRE
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$a list of reasons\nthis meeting does\nnot matter$

A LIST OF REASONS
THIS MEETING DOES
NOT MATTER
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$remember you have\n365 opportunities a year\nto sort your shit out$

REMEMBER YOU HAVE
365 OPPORTUNITIES A YEAR
TO SORT ..
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RULES I'M BENDING
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$shopping lists\nfor things i\ndon't need$

SHOPPING LISTS
FOR THINGS I
DON'T NEED
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$small steps will take\nyou to big places$

SMALL STEPS WILL TAKE
YOU TO BIG PLACES
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$smile--it\nconfuses\npeople!$

SMILE, IT
CONFUSES
PEOPLE!
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$staying hydrated\nwon't change your life\nbut it will give you\nmore pee breaks$

STAYING HYDRATED
WON'T CHANGE YOUR LIFE
BUT IT WILL..
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$the consequences of\nmy bad behaviour$

THE CONSEQUENCES OF
MY BAD BEHAVIOUR
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$the misadventures\nof someone who should\nknow better$

THE MISADVENTURES
OF SOMEONE WHO SHOULD
KNOW BETTER
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$the only way\nto do great work\nis to love what\nyou do$

THE ONLY WAY
TO DO GREAT WORK
IS TO LOVE WHAT
Y..
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$the ramblings of\nmy guilty conscience$

THE RAMBLINGS OF
MY GUILTY CONSCIENCE
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$things i should have\nsaid to my therapist$

THINGS I SHOULD HAVE
SAID TO MY THERAPIST
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$things i shouldn't\nsay out loud$

THINGS I SHOULDN'T
SAY OUT LOUD
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$things i wouldn't\ntell my boss$

THINGS I WOULDN'T
TELL MY BOSS
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$things i wouldn't\ntell my mother-in-law$

THINGS I WOULDN'T
TELL MY MOTHER-IN-LAW
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$things i've learned\nat school that i will never--ever need again$

THINGS I'VE LEARNED
AT SCHOOL THAT I WILL NEVER,
EV..
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$things that make me anxious\n(hint: it's everything)$

THINGS THAT MAKE ME ANXIOUS
(HINT: IT'S EVERYTHING)
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$things to do\nand 365 days to enjoy$

THINGS TO DO
AND 365 DAYS TO ENJOY
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$this meeting is\nboring the shit\nout of me$

THIS MEETING IS
BORING THE SHIT
OUT OF ME
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$this notebook is where\ni keep my brilliant ideas--or at least the ones i\nremember after coffee$

THIS NOTEBOOK IS WHERE
I KEEP MY BRILLIANT IDEAS,
O..
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$times i didn't know\nwhat to wear and\ni was still happy$

TIMES I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO WEAR AND
I WAS STILL HA..
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$times i was right\nand my boss\ntook the credit$

TIMES I WAS RIGHT
AND MY BOSS
TOOK THE CREDIT
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TODAY WILL BE GOOD,
TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER
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$vulgar comments\nto keep to myself$

VULGAR COMMENTS
TO KEEP TO MYSELF
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$we have an\nambitious objective$

WE HAVE AN
AMBITIOUS OBJECTIVE
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WHAT, REALLY,
ARE YOU SERIOUS???
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$when nothing\ngoes right--go left!$

WHEN NOTHING
GOES RIGHT,
GO LEFT!
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$when they keep\ngiving me hints at work$

WHEN THEY KEEP
GIVING ME HINTS AT WORK
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$why is this\na meeting and\nnot an email?$

WHY IS THIS
A MEETING AND
NOT AN EMAIL?
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WORK GOSS
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$you can't soar\nlike an eagle when\nyou're surrounded\nby turkeys$

YOU CAN'T SOAR
LIKE AN EAGLE WHEN
YOU'RE SURROUNDED..
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NOTES FROM MEETINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN EMAILS

WORKING HERE WAS MEANT TO BE A TEMPORARY THING

I'M NOT GREAT AT ADVICE, BUT I CAN OFFER YOU SARCASM

EXCELLENT IDEAS I HAD WHILST DRUNK

CORPORATE JARGON I NEED TO LOOK UP LATER

THINGS I SHOULD DO BUT PROBABLY WON'T

WORK HARD SO YOUR CAT CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE

PROCRASTINATE NOW, DON'T PUT IT OFF!

MY SPECIALITY IS GETTING DRUNK AND SAYING STUPID TH..

MY NEVER ENDING TO DO LIST

MEETINGS: WHERE MINUTES ARE KEPT AND HOURS ARE LOS..

MY ROLE CAN'T BE REPLACED BY AI, MY ROLE CAN'T BE From £15.99 Now from £11.99

THINGS I SCREAM INTO THE VOID

I'M NOT BOSSY; I HAVE LEADERSHIP SKILLS

I QUIET QUIT SEVEN MONTHS AGO

I COULD HAVE DONE THIS MEETING AS A ZOOM FROM THE P..

HOW MANY SEO EXPERTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT..

FOR EVERY JOB I TICK OFF THIS LIST I'M HAVING A SNA..

I'M NOT A CONTROL FREAK, BUT CAN I SHOW YOU THE RIG..

COULDN'T AFFORD THERAPY SO I BOUGHT THIS NOTEBOOK

CHEAT SHEET FOR LIFE

A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO UNDERESTIMATED MY BRILLIANCE

I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT; SOME PARTS ARE MISSING

DOODLES I DID WHILST TRYING TO LOOK BUSY

A LIST OF TIMES THAT I WAS RIGHT AND NO ONE LISTENE..

I'M NOT A PERFECTIONIST; I'M JUST VERY, VERY GOOD A..

WARNING: CONTAINS DANGEROUSLY GOOD IDEAS

I'M NOT ARGUING; I'M JUST EXPLAINING WHY I'M RIGHT

LET'S. GET. ORGANISED.

A CREATIVE ADULT IS A CHILD WHO HAS SURVIVED

A LIST OF BOUNDARIES I'M SETTING

A LIST OF MY MOST LOYAL MINIONS

A LIST OF MY PARANOID ASSUMPTIONS

A LIST OF NEGATIVE THOUGHTS I WILL BURN LATER

A LIST OF PLACES I'D RATHER BE

A LIST OF TERRIBLE IDEAS

A LIST OF TOXIC PEOPLE AT THE OFFICE

ANOTHER DAY HAS PASSED AND I STILL HAVEN'T USED PYT..

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER MELTDOWN

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING

CAFFEINE AND KINDNESS: MY TWO MAIN SOURCES OF ENERG..

COFFEE: BECAUSE ADULTING IS HARD

CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS

CONVERSATIONS WITH THE VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD

DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT? NOW I HAVE WRITTEN PROOF

DON'T TALK, JUST BLOODY LISTEN

DON'T WORRY, BE CRAPPY. YOU'RE ONLY A PAGE AWAY FRO..

EVERY MISTAKE BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO SUCCESS

EXERCISE? I THOUGHT YOU SAID EXTRA FRIES!

FAKING IT... YET TO MAKE IT

GREAT IDEAS I SHOULD HAVE ACTED ON

GYM? I THOUGHT YOU SAID GIN!

HOW TO ASK FOR A PAY RISE WITHOUT ASKING FOR A ..

I AM THE ARCHITECT OF MY OWN FAILURE

I AM WILLING YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

I CAN'T ADULT TODAY; PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

I MAY NOT BE THERE YET, BUT I'M CLOSER THAN I WAS YESTE..

I RUN ON COFFEE, SARCASM AND INAPPROPRIATE THOU..

I WISH I WAS DRUNK AND NOT IN THIS MEETING

I'M NOT LATE; I'M ON A FLEXIBLE SCHEDULE

I'M NOT LAZY; I'M ON ENERGY-SAVING MODE

I'M NOT PROCRASTINATING; I'M MULTITASKING MY DELAY ..

IDEAS TO BE MY BEST SELF

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, REDEFINE SUCCESS

IF I WAS DRUNK YOU MAY MAKE MORE SENSE

IF YOU KEEP TALKING I WILL MISS HAPPY HOUR

IF YOU DON'T PLAY THE GAME YOU CAN'T WIN

IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT, DON'T YOU D..

IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU CAN PROBABLY SMELL MY FA..

IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE AWESOME. CARRY ON!

INNOVATIVE IDEAS INSIDE

IS IT 5PM YET?

JUST ANOTHER EXPLOITED MILLENNIAL

JUST FOR TRANSPARENCY...

KEEP TELLING YOURSELF YOU'RE MAKING A DIFFERENCE

LIFE IS SHORT. SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR BAD VIBES AND BORING NOTEBOOK..

NOTES FROM MEETINGS
THAT COULD HAVE
BEEN EMAILS

WORKING HERE
WAS MEANT TO BE
A TEMPORARY THING

I'M NOT GREAT AT ADVICE,
BUT I CAN OFFER YOU SARCASM

EXCELLENT IDEAS I HAD
WHILST DRUNK

CORPORATE JARGON
I NEED TO LOOK UP LATER

THINGS I SHOULD DO
BUT PROBABLY WON'T

WORK HARD SO
YOUR CAT CAN HAVE
A BETTER LIFE

PROCRASTINATE NOW,
DON'T PUT IT OFF!

MY SPECIALITY IS
GETTING DRUNK AND
SAYING STUPID TH..

MY NEVER ENDING
TO DO LIST

MEETINGS:
WHERE MINUTES ARE KEPT
AND HOURS ARE LOS..

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THINGS I SCREAM
INTO THE VOID

I'M NOT BOSSY;
I HAVE LEADERSHIP SKILLS

I QUIET QUIT
SEVEN MONTHS AGO

I COULD HAVE DONE
THIS MEETING AS A ZOOM
FROM THE P..

HOW MANY SEO EXPERTS
DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE
A LIGHT..

FOR EVERY JOB
I TICK OFF THIS LIST
I'M HAVING A SNA..

I'M NOT A CONTROL FREAK,
BUT CAN I SHOW YOU THE
RIG..

COULDN'T AFFORD THERAPY
SO I BOUGHT THIS NOTEBOOK

A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO
UNDERESTIMATED
MY BRILLIANCE

I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT;
SOME PARTS ARE MISSING

DOODLES I DID WHILST
TRYING TO LOOK BUSY

A LIST OF TIMES
THAT I WAS RIGHT
AND NO ONE LISTENE..

I'M NOT A PERFECTIONIST;
I'M JUST VERY, VERY GOOD
A..

WARNING: CONTAINS
DANGEROUSLY GOOD IDEAS

I'M NOT ARGUING;
I'M JUST EXPLAINING
WHY I'M RIGHT

LET'S.
GET.
ORGANISED.

A CREATIVE ADULT
IS A CHILD WHO
HAS SURVIVED

A LIST OF BOUNDARIES
I'M SETTING

A LIST OF MY MOST
LOYAL MINIONS

A LIST OF MY
PARANOID ASSUMPTIONS

A LIST OF NEGATIVE THOUGHTS
I WILL BURN LATER

A LIST OF PLACES
I'D RATHER BE

A LIST OF TOXIC PEOPLE
AT THE OFFICE

ANOTHER DAY HAS PASSED
AND I STILL HAVEN'T USED
PYT..

ANOTHER DAY,
ANOTHER MELTDOWN

CAFFEINE AND KINDNESS:
MY TWO MAIN SOURCES
OF ENERG..

COFFEE:
BECAUSE ADULTING
IS HARD

CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF
IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS

CONVERSATIONS
WITH THE VOICES
INSIDE MY HEAD

DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT?
NOW I HAVE WRITTEN PROOF

DON'T TALK,
JUST BLOODY LISTEN

DON'T WORRY, BE CRAPPY.
YOU'RE ONLY A PAGE AWAY
FRO..

EVERY MISTAKE BRINGS
YOU CLOSER TO SUCCESS

EXERCISE?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
EXTRA FRIES!

FAKING IT...
YET TO MAKE IT

GREAT IDEAS I SHOULD
HAVE ACTED ON

GYM? I THOUGHT
YOU SAID GIN!

HOW TO ASK
FOR A PAY RISE
WITHOUT ASKING
FOR A ..

I AM THE ARCHITECT
OF MY OWN FAILURE

I AM WILLING YOU
TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

I CAN'T ADULT TODAY;
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME

I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING

I MAY NOT BE THERE YET,
BUT I'M CLOSER THAN I WAS YESTE..

I RUN ON COFFEE,
SARCASM AND
INAPPROPRIATE
THOU..

I WISH I WAS
DRUNK AND NOT
IN THIS MEETING

I'M NOT LATE;
I'M ON A FLEXIBLE SCHEDULE

I'M NOT LAZY;
I'M ON ENERGY-SAVING MODE

I'M NOT PROCRASTINATING;
I'M MULTITASKING MY
DELAY ..

IF AT FIRST YOU
DON'T SUCCEED,
REDEFINE SUCCESS

IF I WAS DRUNK
YOU MAY MAKE
MORE SENSE

IF YOU KEEP TALKING
I WILL MISS HAPPY HOUR

IF YOU DON'T
PLAY THE GAME
YOU CAN'T WIN

IF YOU'RE LUCKY
ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT,
DON'T YOU D..

IF YOU'RE READING THIS
YOU CAN PROBABLY
SMELL MY FA..

IF YOU'RE READING THIS,
YOU'RE AWESOME.
CARRY ON!

JUST ANOTHER
EXPLOITED MILLENNIAL

JUST FOR
TRANSPARENCY...

KEEP TELLING
YOURSELF YOU'RE MAKING
A DIFFERENCE

LIFE IS SHORT.
SMILE WHILE YOU
STILL HAVE TEETH.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT
FOR BAD VIBES AND
BORING NOTEBOOK..

LIFE WILL SET YOU
OBSTACLES BUT YOU
SET THE LIMITS...

LIST OF DATES I COULD
HAVE GONE ON

LOVE WHAT YOU DO
AND YOU'LL WORK HARDER
THAN EVER B..

MY DESPERATE ATTEMPTS
AT ADULTING

MY GREATEST WORK
IS THE RESULT OF HARD
GRAFT, ENDLE..

MY IDEAS TO
CHANGE THE WORLD

HOW TO BECOME
MY OWN BOSS

MY LIFE
IN PASSWORDS